"Ping" A Novel. Fantasy, fiction and fact


Ping! 
(A brief signal or message sent to someones Phone or Computer!) 
 (A short novel, by James Kingston.) 

    

 Hello darkness my old friend, .....

(The Sound of Silence. (Paul Simon, 1965)

      

 

It was just another mind-numbing Monday—same time, same platform, same collection of half-asleep commuters clutching their coffees like life preservers, all awaiting the 8:15 on the Northern Line. But things were about to change.

Alfie had noticed her before—the mystery woman in black, standing alone on the platform. Late thirties, maybe early forties? Casual yet smart, self-assured, confident. He often wondered who she was, where she came from, and what was her occupation. A partner at a law firm? Sales and marketing exec? Media? Pharmaceuticals? Hmm… Or maybe something in Human Resources, the Arts—a creative? Now that’s more my cup of coffee!

There was something about her that drew Alfie in, though he couldn’t quite pinpoint what it was. It wasn’t a physical pull, but something deeper—almost metaphysical. His driver-less train arrived, and as it pulled to a stop, the mystery woman and Alfie boarded at nearly the same time, though from different spots along the carriage. He stole a glance in her direction, hoping to catch her eye— chance! would be a fine thing!? he muttered. Funny how the smallests thoughts sometimes end up mattering. Alfie settled into is usual seat by the window, and about 20 minutes into the journey   he drifted off into a deep sleep! 

                                                                             Just a *Ping?*

Some time later, Alfie’s phone Pinged—not with his usual ringtone, the Theme from that cult  ’60s series *The Prisoner*.Sometimes he let it play a little longer, just to see if anyone else on the train recognized it. Some people peered to the side thier smart phoned offering a knowing smile and  a sneaky wink, while others—usually younger—didn’t react at all, and many looked genuinely annoyed at his lack of consideration. It’s was just a small inside joke, and most of the time, he was the only one who got it.

Maybe the Ping was a glitch in the provider’s software, or perhaps some sneaky surveillance updating their facial recognition system. Next time I hear it, I’ll throw on a red clowns  nose just to mess with their algorithms. Perhaps we could have a National Red Nose day? Just a thought! 

Imagine a Saturday afternoon, he mused, football season in full swing. One million supporters around the country, all at three o’clock kick‑off… and every single one of them puts on a red clown’s nose.

He smiled at the picture of it — stadiums full of fans, all silently clowning the system.

The average turnout for a political demo was what — a few thousand at best? But a million people in clown noses? That would send a message no one could ignore.

We see you. We understand. 

A protest with no shouting, no violence, no arrests. A demonstration the authorities couldn’t stop physically or intellectually. A reminder that society could mediate itself, take responsibility, find better ways — without fear, without force, without the heavy hand of control.

And the best part? Even the rule‑makers, the police, the officials — they’d probably see the funny side. Maybe even welcome it.

Or maybe it’s just Samantha—now calling herself Sam—been binging on  too many episodes of Loose Women, about to fire  off her usual stream of conscious of reminders : "Don`t forget to pick Danny up  from his judo! class, his sat-nav has malfunctioned again and he`s not sure of his way home! Oh yes, how many more times! do i need to remind you? don`t forget to renew your life insurance Policy?" ”Happy days! Sam."

Then the green screen flashed a message: *LOOK BEHIND YOU*. Alife instantly took a mental snapshot of the carriage—1/60th of a second, the blink of an eye—scanning every detail. Had anyone else recieved it? No one seemed aware; they were lost, on auto-pilot, eyes super glued to their smartphones, immersed in their own personal micro worlds. A couple looked at thier watches! Alfie turned his palm downwards and looked at the S and F  inked on his index and middle finger!

Do I dare sneak a peek over my shoulder, risking my cover and giving myself away? Perhaps it’s an assassin, Smith & Wesson in hand, silencer poised, a neat little pop to the back of the head, non survivable, job done, then casually slipping out the doors to blend into the crowd.  Was it someone  from his past, back to settle an old score—perhaps an ex with an axe to grind, or worst-case scenario, a stalker. 

Just then, the train jolts  2/3 times as the other carraiges play catch up.  The doors slide open, inhaling a huge gulp of warm stale air into its metal lungs, ready for the next leg of the journey.. Alfie then steals a sly look behind, using just enough peripheral vision to catch sight of the doors. She’s there!—the mystery woman. Their eyes lock , and she throws Alfie a knowing smile, as though privy to something beyond his grasp. Moments later, she steps off the train onto the busy platform and disappears into the crowd. Alfie made a mental note of where she had got off, "Finchley Central! Golders Green on the Northern Line"  3 stops before his!

Was it her message? Just a coincidence?  or was it another case of synchronicity—the very phenomenon he’d been studying—appearing yet again? It could connect to Alfie’s theory suggesting that all sentient beings are connected  behind an invisible veil, concealing the true nature and workings of reality. Could there be a single, underlying  field, the theory of everything the one scientists are still researching. that connects all particles and forces? Perhaps synchronicities represent attempts by others to communicate, embedding a language or code we have yet to decipher.There had to be a simple explanation. Could the awnser lie within  his own DNA?

Alfie believed he was close — a grounded, almost embarrassingly straightforward idea as to how all sentient beings might be connected. He’d been reasercning the idea, refining it quietly, keeping the details under wraps until he understood the full implications.

Max Planck once suggested that matter wasn’t fundamental at all — that behind everything lay an intelligent mind, a matrix from which all physical reality emerges. If Alfie’s theory proved even partly correct, it could be enought to send shockwaves through political, religious, and especially financial institutions, the bed rock oe Western Civilisati0n!

It would level the playing field between local and global decision‑making — not by attacking any ideology, party, or belief system, but by revealing a deeper structure beneath them all. 

That smile was the moment everything shifted. He had to connect with her again, to discover who she was,  start a conversation—maybe she’d been researching the same subject and had her own theory. But a whole week passed, and she never came back

  

Magic, Mystery and Science!

Back at the studio, the shift is complete. Digital has overtaken analogue, and Oliver, the resident know-it-all assistant, is in his element, rambling on about mirrorless cameras, megapixels, and the wonders of Photoshop and Lightroom, now peplacing  the old darkroom. He’s enjoying the freedom to experiment with images and text however he pleases, unaware of how the digital age will subtly reshape him—a quiet, imperceptible erosion of his ability to think.

He’ll probably never experience the stillness and solitude of a darkroom, shut off from the world, a liminal space awash in the warm, calming glow of a red safe light. He won’t feel the quiet rhythm of rocking the developer tray, watching gentle waves roll over a landscape or portrait like a baptism as the image slowly comes to life. 

Completely caught up in the moment, he would watch his creation transform before his eyes, shifting from negative to positive, darkness giving way to light. "Magic, Mystery, and Science working together as one!" The very essence of what we risk losing if we sit back and bury our heads in the sand. Like so many handcrafted skills, they could be lost entrely for future generations.

By then, they’d have called photo chemistry the devil’s own brew—a wild concoction far too dangerous for human hands, a real threat to the planet—and banned it forever, as if the universe didn’t already have plans of its own!

His digital ID, biometrics, and DNA will be packed onto a microchip no larger than a grain of rice, reduced to a single number—categorized, filed, and stored until the moment it’s needed.

“McGoohan, in *The Prisoner* (No. 6!), warned us—not about surveillance, but about identity theft. Not the kind where someone nabs your bank details, but the kind where the system robs you of your very self.”

 Digital ID is the number, biometrics are the leash, and DNA is the chain. Once all three are in place, you’re no longer a person—you’re just a profile.

Soon, the mandatory government chip will be placed under his skin, like an annoying little splinter you couldn’t just remove  with a pin and a bit of patience!  breaking the outer membraine would instantly shut down his interface, banking, vehicles, internet connecton, then his neural pathways!   In the blink of an eye, we’ve moved from cash to pin and chip, and now to “skin and chip”—a constant, inescapable reminder of his so-called freedom.  Sat-navs and smartphones? Won’t need them!

DNA, a breakthrough in medical science, yet a threat to society in the wrong hands! “DNA was supposed to be the breakthrough,”  “The miracle. The code that would cure diseases, predict risks, save lives. And it has. It really has.”

 “But every breakthrough has a shadow. Every cure has a cost. And DNA… DNA is the deepest part of us. The double helix looks beautiful in textbooks, but imagine it as a chain. Two strands twisting around each other, tightening. Not choking. Just… constricting.” 

“In the right hands, DNA is medicine,” “In the wrong hands, it’s control. It’s prediction. It’s profiling. It’s the system knowing your future before you do.” “Digital ID is the number, Bio metrics are the leash. But DNA, Deoxyribonuclic acid… is the chain. Once they have that, they don’t just know who you are. They know what you’ll become.”

 Those  cables inside computers, the flat umbilical cords that connect systems together. They look harmless, almost delicate, but they bind everything: data, identity, movement, control.  DNA profiling becomes that kind of ribbon — not a decoration, not a medal, but a technological tether. A strip that links us to databases and surveillance networks, constricting our freedoms with every scan. It’s the final ribbon, the one you can’t cut, because it runs through your biology and into the machines that monitor your life.

Lately, Alfie had been thinking about his future and feeling more certain that something greater is out there, far beyond the bounds of a dystopian fate.  “I know there’s something much more, something even non-believers can believe in” 

Julie!

The following Monday, right on time and in the exact same spot, she reappeared. This time, Alfie made sure to hop on at the same place and get off at the same station—looks like he’s officially the stalker now!

 The train is packed with the morning rush, bodies pressed together as the last few squeeze in before the doors snap shut like a Venus flytrap, sealing everyone inside. Before long, only a handful of people remain in the carriage, and they’re quickly approaching Finchley Central. The train jolts two or three times, brakes screeching, and suddenly we’re shoulder to shoulder, close enough to catch a whiff of her Chanel No. 3. She’s as close as she’ll ever be—this is Alfie’s big moment, and he can’t blow it.

He cleared his throat, raised his hand to his mouth couthed then mumbled a quiet “Er, hi,” expecting her to think he was just some fool trying to chat her up, which wasn’t too far from the truth, actually. He braced for her to tell him in no uncertain terms to get lost, but to his amazement, she smiled and said, “You heard it too.”  ,“Heard What?” He asked. “The Ping.” 

The train shuddered to a stop, the doors slid open and they were swept onto the platform together with the other time travelers? He stood there, for once in his life lost for words, until she said, “Well, aren’t you going to ask if we could meet for coffee sometime?” Turns out, he was spot on about the confidence! She mentioned knowing a quiet coffee bar hidden down a quirky, dimly lit, passage where we could meet and talk.

But who was she, really? A honey trap, a spirit guide, a government spook? Alfie had some pretty radical ideas and compelling photographs ready to publish, but nothing that seemed worth a covert agent tailing his every move. Maybe she was one of those femme fatales hired to lure men into illicit affairs to test their loyalty—or to pry out sensitive information.

What might he be getting himself into? He hesitated for just a split second, then said, “Okay, let’s meet!” thinking, “In for a penny, in for a pound—who knows what’s around the corner?” Julie told him to get off at Finchly Central, walk a short distance, then turn left into Pilgrims Mews, where he would find the entrance to the café halfway down on the right-hand side, opposite SpecSavers. They agreed to meet at 6:30 p.m.

He immediately called Sam and told her he’d be late getting home because an unexpected delivery was coming in just after six.

(It`s the 3.3. 2023)

The Cosmic Coffee Bar.

It was 6:30 p.m., and the sky was darkening as   he strolled along Golders Green Road, passing shops and the warm glow of streetlights. About halfway down, just as described, he spotted Pilgrims Passage, turned left, and kept walking until Spec Savers came into view. Now directly opposite, Alfie glanced at the door in front of him, an illuminated red light glowed above a small handwritten note that read: Model! First floor!

Was this all part of some elaborate scam, ? What exactly was he being lured into—free muffins or a lifetime of regret? By agreeing to meet Julie, had he just handed them the smoking gun? And if he rang the bell, would that be the final stamp on his “World’s Worst Boyfriend” certificate? Explaining this to Sam was going to require Olympic-level storytelling. In Alfie’s mind, it was a setup worthy of a sitcom.

Alfie decided to take a closer look. He stepped back onto the curb, scanning for anything that might hint at another entrance. Then he spotted what looked like a boarded-up panel to the right of the red light. It was narrower than the doors—while they usually measure about 30 inches wide, this one was closer to 24. It seemed out of place: no number, no knocker, no bell, no letterbox, no keyhole—not even a mark where one might have been before. Was it just a panel? Blink, and you could easily walk right past it. Alfie glanced slowly left, then right—was he being watched, photographed? He pressed on the left side of the panel, but it didn’t budge. Was it locked from the inside, or nailed shut?

Alfie figured doors were usually hinged on the right, opening from the left, but maybe—just maybe—this one was different. He pushed the panel from the right side, and the panel slowly swung open with a creak and a groan.He figured it had been decades since it was last used. Glancing left, then right, then left again, like he was about to cross a busy street, Alfie turned his body nearly 60 degrees and slipped over the threshold into the passageway, brushing away sticky cobwebs and the huge spider clinging to his shoulder before closing the door behind him.

The passage was unusually narrow; if he stretched his arms out fully, he could just touch both walls with his fingertips. Alfie had never experienced claustrophobia before, but as he made his way further down the alley, it grew darker, and the tight space began to unsettle him. The walls seemed to be closing in, though he told himself it was just his imagination. Then he stopped, stretched his arms out again, and this time, his knuckles brushed against both walls.

Alfie picked up his pace, pressing further into the darkness. Before long, a flickering neon sign came into view, casting just enough light to reveal a shadowy figure. The silence was unnerving—was it truly her, or some clever setup with someone else hiding nearby? Panic surged through him, his instincts torn between flight or fight.

Was it a setup, or was she really there in person? Alfie slid his wallet—stuffed with credit cards, bank cards, and his driver’s license—into his inside pocket, zipping it shut, while keeping his phone ready just in case. He put on a confident swagger, whistling “I Did It My Way” like he didn’t have a care in the world. In reality, his knees were knocking, murmuring to each other, “We’re about to die!” 

As he drew nearer, the ghostly silhouette turned with deliberate grace, the neon light dancing across her face. Her eyes shimmered with the blue of a Norwegian fjord — a hue that seems unassuming until you are close enough to drown in its depth. Cold, still, and timeless. She smiled, and in that moment, Alfie felt certain he was exactly where he was meant to be — or was he?

"Hi Alfie, Julie" she spoke his name as though it belonged to her, then stepped in a gave him a gentle Bise. The kind of greeting by people with history.The touch was brief but the question it raised wasn`t. He was sure he hadn`t mentioned his name during that brief encounter by the kiosk, on the platform at Finchley Central!

The sign on the door read, “Push to open, pull to change your mind.” Slightly puzzled yet amused by the humor, he glanced at Julie. She pointed toward the sign above the door, her knowing smile revealing the joke. In that moment, he realized his mistake—it wasn’t Costa’s, it was the  Cosmic coffee bar!

Cosmic Coffee Bar.

Maybe the door was part of a social experiment, designed to gauge a person’s reaction/character—would they respond with, humour, frustration, confusion, give it a good shake, or look behind for others to make the decision for them!? Either way, it served as the perfect icebreaker and a hint of what lay ahead. This was quickly turning into an entirely different ride.

Maybe it was time to escape the stiff, synthetic, Orwellian circus of pixels and politics, and shake things up somewhere new—perhaps even sail “Into the Mystic.” Were we born before the wind, before the Big Bang, and will the Big Bang Theory one day be no more than a blast from past! 

Once inside, it felt surreal—unlike any coffee bar I’d ever been to. The mood lighting shifted with the atmosphere, while the saroma of freshly ground coffee blended with a soothing fragrance he couldn’t quite identify. The barista never asked, “drink in or take out?

The Power of 3.

The interior was immense, a massive round chamber with shelves curving along the walls, filled with books on every subject and era of history.. Alfie did a slow 360, taking it all in with awe. The people chatted leisurely, their voices soft and warm, flowing smoothly like the gentle purring of contented cats.

Tables were scattered randomly—some square, oblong, some round, and a few triangular. It was the triangular ones that caught his eye. A table for three!?  Two`s company three`s a crowd! that was about to be disproved once and for all! In one corner, he spotted three people seated at an Equilateral Triangular table, facing each other. No hierarchy, no Boss, all equal, nowhere to hide. Person A could observe person B/C, B could observe  C/A, and C could observe A/? Hold on, let me run that through again! On second thoughts! Answers on a post card to? No: One Marshall Crescent, E.T.3. 

Triadic Tables.

A meeting of minds was clearly in motion, with the third person sparking the energy—like a cat among the pigeons, a spanner in the works, a fly in the ointment, but in a positve way! The table became a crucible for fresh thinking, an entirely new approach to generating idea`s and problem-solving. Alfie’s curiosity flared as he pictured a Musician, lyricist, and producer deep in conversation, tossing out ideas and feeding off one another’s creativity.. Who knows what they might create—a new musical genre, perhaps?  a mix of samba, nursery rhymes, jazz, and a fresh, irresistible beat!

 Alfie was reminded of Bill Hicks’ quote: “The next revolution will be a revolution of ideas.”

Traditional ideas like cause and effect, logic, and both lateral and critical thinking were old school put aside, as the focus shifted to freely sharing ideas and working together to take on whatever challenges they wanted. They met in the middle with a fist bump like boxers before the bout began, and again when it was over. It was all based on respect—no winners, no losers, no dramas, progress was the name of the game! 

Three people, no agenda, no preconceived ideas, and against all odds, a spectacularly new perspective comes together—something that could never be created by just two minds.

Swaying gently above the table was a sign boldly proclaiming, “Non Mihi, Non Tibi, Sed Nobis,” which, for anyone without a Latin degree, might as well have said, “Not mine, not yours, but ours… so hands off the dessert unless you’re ready to share!

”It was Alfie`s old school motto: Not for me, not for you, but for us! Was it coincidence, or perhaps a hidden message? 

On full view was a Juke Box  waiting for the next memory to be released (tbc) Alfie spotted it the moment he stepped into the café — tucked into the corner like a sleeping relic from another age. One of those 1950s beauties, all curved glass and polished chrome, glowing softly as if it still remembered the nights it used to command.

It wasn’t just a music machine. It was a piece of engineering theatre.

Behind the arched window, rows of vinyl singles sat in a perfect semicircle, each one waiting its turn like dancers poised in the wings. When someone made a selection, the whole thing came alive: a gentle hum, a whirr of gears waking from their doze, and then the mechanical arm sliding out with slow, deliberate grace.

It would glide along the row, hesitate — almost thoughtfully — then pluck a record from its slot with a delicate pincer grip. The arm swung back, placed the disc onto the turntable, and lowered the needle with the care of someone handling a fragile secret.

A tiny crackle. A breath. Then the music — warm, full, alive — pouring from the speakers in a way no digital box could ever imitate!

The colours along the sides pulsed softly, reds and blues and golds shifting like stained glass catching candlelight. It wasn’t just playing songs. It was performing them.

A machine built with pride, beauty, and a touch of magic — the kind of magic the world seemed in a hurry to throw away!

Julie led Alfie to a quiet, dimly lit alcove with a table for two. Before he could reach for the back of the chair, she leaned forward and slid it out from under the table for him to sit. A female chauvinist? Pro-activism, perhaps, but he wasn’t about to complain—it felt oddly liberating! 

Maybe she’d pick up the tab, grab his coat, and hold the door open when they left! She then cast a quick glance to the side, peered over Alfies shoulder, and raised two fingers in the air. Something about that signal touched a nerve, somewhere long past but could`nt  quite figure out what it was. All he know, it wasn`t a victory sign! Then she mouthed, “Two coffees" to the barista. 

The barista swung into action as if gliding across a frozen lake, weaving gracefully between tables with the finesse of a seasoned figure skater. A twirl here, a full pirouette there, and finally, with a dramatic flourish, he slid to a perfect stop at our table. Alfie half-expected the other customers to pull out score cards from under their mugs, holding them aloft to reveal 9.5s and 10s for style, execution and originality.

 Alfie watched Julie stir her latte, slow circles like she was coaxing something unseen to rise from the cup. Steam curled around her face, clinging to her skin as if it knew her. He opened his mouth to tease her for looking like she was summoning a spell — and then he saw it.

Her eyes were changing.

Ice blue, deepened, darkened, pulling in colour like ink spreading through water. Indigo bloomed at the centre, rich and impossible. Then it fractured into a deep emerald, alive and glowing, like forest light after rain.

Alfie froze. Julie wasn’t normal. And for the first time, she wasn’t hiding it. A quiet shiver ran through him. Something about her wasn`t ordinary. Not even close.

”On top of each side of the table top was a 10-inch square of dimpled glass, with a gently pulsing holographic  heart glowing beneath. Julie explained it was a Speed Dating Table—able to transfer your entire  digital data faster than the speed of light, "but don’t tell Einstein!"—No doubt it probably had a lie detector built in too, with very narrow parameters between lies and truth! Alfie had an answer for everything, except for that one question he had been struggling with since he was a teenager standing outside those school gates!

Each person placed a hand on the glass, and in an instant, their full ID, bio-metrics and just recently the added! DNA,  would be scanned and recorded.. No need for the usual small talk —what’s your name, what do you do for work, what’s your normal  type, how long have you been single, and so on, giving away absolutely zero intel on the mysterious stranger staring back at you! 

She asked Alfie if he was up for some fun, he could take quick birth sign analysis.  No problem—Alfie slipped into auto-pilot mode, with no space between his thoughts, feelings, and actions, running purely on ego. It was his Achilles’ heel and, ultimately would be his downfall. The “SF” in black ink on his index and middle fingers was a reminder to stay focused, stay free. However this time he never checked in!

Alfie pressed his palm against the glass and immediately felt the dimpled sensors shift under his skin, their soft touch sending a shiver up and down his spine. He’d once had his fortune told  on a rickety seaside pier, but this was palmistry on a Cosmic level. The reading practically shouted Scorpio—bold, fiery, fiercely loyal, and always ready with that signature sting in the tail! Cross them once, and congratulations—you’ve just been added to their eternal “do not forget” list!

Julie explained that, when used to its full potential, your DNA, biometrics, and every personal detail—known and unknown—could be accessed: Ancestry, family tree, parents, time, date, place, and method of birth, birth sign analysis; education; school friends; partners, offspring, ex-partners; divorce details; medical history; body markings, tattoos, birthmarks; work and financial history; website activity; memberships; criminal records; qualifications; musical tastes; hobbies; personality traits; political and religious views; biorhythms; sleep patterns; potential future physical and mental health concerns; strengths and weaknesses; even an approximate life span, give or take a week or two!—and probably a few more she forgot to mention!

Alfie’s worry wasn’t about the information itself, but about how it could be used. There was enough data to create either a glowing, in-depth unauthorized autobiography or a career-ending character assassination. With just a single click, they could erase you from history entirely, as if you’d never existed—no paper trail, no digital ID, no DNA, all conveniently lost in the ether.

Colored lights shimmered beneath the glass panels, unveiling a compatibility profile. It might seem like a smart way to safeguard someone from psychos, creeps, stalkers, scammers, or gold diggers preying on the vulnerable—or just a surefire method to scoop up all your data and feed it into the algorithmic grinder. Either way, you’re now just another statistic. After hearing what it could do, Alfie worried Julie might push him to take the full test, but to his relief, she simply offered a warm, knowing smile and said, “Maybe we can try it later, Alfie!”

Julie explained to Alfie  she was based in Golders Green working as a counselor specialising in holauclast survivors and their familiies.—not the usual type who dives into your past searching for flaws or weaknesses, then decides, in their infinite wisdom, whether you need cognitive therapy, in the worst-case scenario, medication or months even years of Therapy, depending on how deep your pockets were! 

She steered clear of standard practices, opting instead for a fresh, holistic approach—tuning in to tone, facial expressions, mannerisms, body language, subtle cues, and intuition, all while considering their awareness, emotional intelligence and life experience. No rules, no guidelines, not even a trace of procedure—she’d tossed the training manual out the window ages ago, probably clobbering some poor unsuspecting pigeon on the way down.

But something just didn’t add up. She’d mentioned earlier that she’d noticed him on the platform and, for some strange reason, felt drawn to him—yet somehow completely swervwd round “The Ping” and the Message. 

Then came the bombshell: Julie pushed her Latte to one side, slowly slid her hand towards Alfies touching his hand with her finger tips, leaned in and said, “Alfie, there is something I need to tell you.” She paused deliberately, as though allowing Alfie a moment to process the gravity of her words. “I am also a practicing white witch.” a huge grin spread across Alfies face, he half expected her to request a lock of hair and some nail clippings before disappearing in a puff of smoke, anticipating the punch line, there wasn`t one,. Could that explain  her unconventional approach to counseling? Was it mere chance, a bizarre coincidence, synchronicity! or the universe flexing its cosmic match making skills that brought us together? or was there a darker side to her, either way, the whole thing felt  suspiciously orchestrated, planned in advance. 

Was there some shady setup at play—scanning his DNA, taking his biometric details, and using them for what? Blackmail, or something even darker? His mind jumped to the classic film "The Wicker Man," picturing himself as a sacrificial lamb headed for the slaughter, or maybe, if his imagination was really running wild, the possibility of cloning. The tension was building, and Alfie’s gut told him she was nothing but trouble.

Was this their usual method? Were there other victims? More importantly, why him? Did he have something they were after?  Could he trust her—or even his own gut? If Sam caught wind of this, he`d be in big trouble. Should he abandon ship before getting in too deep, or play along to try and uncover the source of the Ping? Or just cast his fate to the wind? Typical Alfie!

 She asked about his back ground, I was  fully aware that if she slipped into counseling mode, the dynamics would shift and every word and gesture of mine would be scrutinized. Still, in for a penny, in for a pound. 

If we’re not careful, it’ll soon be “in for a credit, in for a credit.” Imagine ABBA belting out, “Credit, Credit, Credit, it’s a rich man’s world,” or Dick Turpin shouting, “Stand and deliver, credit or your life!” Yeah, sure, Dick, try again later—we’re busy! It just doesn’t feel right. Money makes the world go round, but imagine life without it. No savings for a rainy day, no under-the-table deals, no cash discounts, no bargaining power, no need for those little piggy banks for the kids! As for spending a penny—well, that’s a baffling thought. 

A Born Again Intellectual.

Still it felt like a rare opportunity to openly address some deeply rooted issues and potentially uncover the answer Alfie had been seeking.

Alfie decided to keep it simple, sharing only select details. He asked her, “Where would you like me to start—past, present, or future?” thinking I’d catch her off guard. She replied, “Start whenever, wherever you feel comfortable, Alfie. We can fill in the gaps later.” She was clearly in a different league from Alfie!  had she  slipped into counseling mode—or was it some kind of witchcraft? Would he become just a platonic friend, a patient, or a victim? or something else!

As Alfie went deeper into his past, his fear and anxiety started to melt away—Alfie found himself completely drawn in by her. He talked for what seemed like an eterinty perhaps it was without a single interruption from her. Just how much i kept back i could`nt not recall! He  painted a picture of the school gates, the fracture from academia, the feeling of time standing still, and the research into his father’s time as a POW in WWII. Then came the dream—that moment of pure consciousness beyond language, time, and identity, where everything and nothing coexisted. Was this a glimpse into the mystic, into non-duality? No magic mushrooms, no hours spent in the lotus position, no years of meditation—just pure being.

 Unlike those with near-death experiences who felt grateful for a second chance, Alfie would have quite happily remained there!  there was nothing waiting for him—no past, no future, no love or hate, no black or white, no heaven or hell. No mother, father, family, or unfinished business; the slate was wiped clean. Then finaly Alfie explained the strange foot prints he had photographed, filed but had not yet published! When he finished speaking, she smiled and said, “We don’t usually meet people like you.” Alfie thought she was about to tell him he was big enough, old enough, and smart enough to figure outhis own problems.

Then she provided the answer he had been seeking: “You’re an intellectual because you think about what you are saying.” Those twelve carefully chosen words were all it took. In that instant, he recalled the boy standing outside the school gates, and in that moment of clarity, he reconnected with and rediscovered his true self. 

When Julie gave Alfie the answer, it wasn’t just understanding — it was a reset. The fog lifted, the noise fell away, and for the first time in years he felt the quiet clarity of a mind returned to itself.. He never revealed the full impact of those words to Julie. he needed time to let them reveal there secrets. Time had passed at an astonishing pace, and he grew increasingly anxious about missing his connection and exhausting the supply of plausible excuses he could offer to Sam. They agreed to meet the following Friday—on the platform where they first met same, time, hopefully with less drama!?  Little did Alfie know it would be the last time he spoke to or saw Julie again!

The week crawled by like a tired snail, studio work contined with the usual suspects: cereals boasting miraculous health benefits, baby wipes flaunting their softness, the odd headshot, and a fashion shoot or two. Video was slowly sneaking in, trying to spice things up, but to Alfie, it was just the same meat served with different gravy from a slightly fancier gravy boat. Still, Alfie’s mind was already cooking up a recipe for something entirely different. 

Alfie began to see Julie in a new light—the antifascist  of Sam. Progressive, radical, and highly intelligent, she intrigued him more with each passing day. Friday couldn’t arrive quickly enough; he had so much more to share with her and was eager to get to know her better. Perhaps, he thought, a romance might even blossom. Alfie had clearly fallen under her spell. On Friday, he told Sam he’d be home late once more saying he had to reconfigure the studio for the new digital equipment, though the nagging feeling of guilt lingered.

What`s it all about, Alfie?

Samantha was his childhood sweetheart, the love of his life, the one who was always there for him!  but he felt they were drifting apart, moving in different directions, and Julie seemed to be the one who fit his plans. Alfie’s emotions began to  surge like a roller coaster careering out of control as he thought of a future wonderful  with Julie! Should he bare his soul to Julie and confess the depths of his feelings, maintain a calm facade and let their connection unfold naturally, or simply tell her that he had fallen hopelessly in love with her?

It would be Alfie`s last day at the Studio, and only he knew, no explanation, no goodbyes, he packed up his kit left the building for the last time and never looked back! Alfie decided to walk to the station instead of taking the tube, get his mind into gear, stay focused and prepare for whatever was about to unfold. “Alfie wandered down Golders Green Road, the evening was feeling harmless, almost kosher, as if nothing in the world could shift beneath his feet.” 

 He was at Finchley Central now, maybe 20 minutes behind the agreed time, The walk took longer than expected, he strode up onto  platform and waited by the kiosk anticipating her presense but there was no sign of Julie. Had he gotten the time wrong or the venue? Were they supposed to meet at the coffee bar instead? Alfie waited for 20 minutes, three trains had passed but there was no sign  of Julie. Alfie had no real reason to be concerned, he trusted Julie whole heartedley, and decided to make his way to the Coffee Bar. 

 Leaving the station, he was met with a torrential downpour, the rain cascading in relentless sheets. Concern weighed on his mind as he contemplated the possibility that Julie might be waiting outside, exposed to the elements and enduring the downpour on his account. 

As he made his way down the alley toward the coffee bar, something just didn’t feel right. A creeping sense of dread settled over him, though he couldn’t quite say why—maybe intuition, maybe a gut feeling. Then it hit—low in his solar plexus, sending a shock through his nerves and setting off alarm bells inside.

 Alfie could hear the faint sound of someone singing and the hammering of nails. 

That’s when Alfie noticed a guy boarding up the windows. Bang, bang—what’s it all about, Alfie? Bang! Bang! Is it just bang, bang for the moment—bang, bang—we live? He paused only to slip more nails between his pursed lips.

 The lyrics hit Alfie with unexpected force, for a second, Alfie wasn’t in the passage way at all. He was back in that dim pub years ago, watching Sam by the jukebox. She’d pressed the button without looking at him, and the opening bars of Alfie drifted out like it had been waiting for them. 

It became their song from that moment on — the one she played whenever he was low, whenever life felt too heavy to carry. Hearing it now, from a stranger hammering boards across a coffee bar window  like part of some cruel cosmic joke—a synchronicity he could have easily done without.  Alfie asked, "What's going on?" He replied, "The place closed down during the week, mate. They gutted it—chucked out half the old gear, even the jukebox. Proper one it was too—big, colorful thing with lights, chrome, the lot. Ended up in the skip out back." Alfie winced.

What about the triangular tables? Oh, those? Whoever came up with that idea must’ve had a screw missing—what on earth were they thinking? They were never gonna catch on. Kept the normal ones, but those triangular contraptions and the old books, it`s all smart phones ans spindles now mate, went straight into the skip as well. Although Alfie was dumb struck in disbelief, he couldn’t help but see the funny side! The man lauughed under his breath.: saw some lady digging `em out. Said she was going to saw the legs off turn them into trays and flog them at the local boot sale.   Anyway the bar was under new ownership and was gonna open next Friday as the Golden Burgar bar." 

In an instant, Alfie’s world was turned upside down as both sides of his brain—the right and left hemispheres—began slowly rotating out of sync, creating a disorienting and overwhelming sensation that disrupted his perception and balance. He turned to walk away, unsteady on his feet, the cocky, leery swagger gone. The guy called him back and said, "You must be the smudger that chick was talking about—dressed all in black, roll-neck jumper,  sneakers and a scorpio tattoo on her wrist. Classy, mate, I could’ve fancied her myself, anyway! She hung around for half an hour or so, then had to go—said she had the 3 o`clock train to catch. Before leaving, she handed me this letter for you."

Alfie snatched the letter from his hand and was already walking away when the guy called out, “Oye, mate, don’t forget—next Friday you get a free hamburger at the entrance. We’ve got a new neon sign, flashing lights, posters covering all the walls and an all-new wall mounted Digii box, free up a bit of space for a couple more tables where that old  juke box usd to be .It’ll be great!” The irony wasn’t lost on Alfie. He shoved the letter into his pocket, turned his collar to the cold and damp, and made his way to the station.

The rain was coming down harder, and the wind was  shoving Alfie along the passage way like he didn’t belong there. By the time he made it to Finchley Central, he was soaked and confused—had he messed up the time, or had she? Or maybe she’d never planned on continuing their meeting and was ready to end things for good.

The train rolled in, and he stepped aboard, sinking into his usual window seat—alone, damp, and confused. Then it hit him: the letter. With shaky hands, he drew it from his pocket, flipped it over, and spotted the initials SWAK. 

Relieved that all wasn’t lost, he imagined Julie moistening her tongue between  her lips, then with both hands lifting the letter to her mouth. Then slowly sliding her tongue along the triangular flap, tracing up one edge to the tip and down the other side before gently smoothing the edges together with her fingertips, then sealing it with a kiss. 

With a spark of exicitment and a flicker of last-minute hope, Alfie ripped it open—only to be met by a completely blank page staring back at him.

No message, no hint, not even a doodle. Just the silent, mocking emptiness of someone who clearly thought invisible ink was hilarious. Alfie muttered to himself "Life can be so cruel! Should have followed my instinct, i knew all along she was a wrong un!" But why had she ended it that way, no explanation, no good bye. 

Alfie’s mind flashed back to the week before, the continuous reminders  from Sam to renew his life insurance Policy! Was she leaking information, was she part of the scam? where they in it together" Sam the scam? when Julie had offered him to sample the palm reader, assured him it was just a quick, fun, birth sign analysis! Had he been tricked? 

Was it actually recording the whole time, secretly harvesting his details? Mission over. Job done. Alfie could have kicked himself for being so gullible, Paranoia crept in as Alfie imagined the worst— Julie’s smile had always seemed kind, warm, but now it felt like a mask — a professional one, the kind counsellors wear when they’re listening but not revealing. The more Alfie thought about it, the more the edges of her kindness began to blur into something else. Something calculated.

She knew too much. About his routines. His habits. His fears. His research. A counsellor had the perfect excuse to peer into someone’s private life. To ask questions no stranger should ask. To gather information without raising suspicion. What if she wasn’t there to help him? What if she was there to extract something?

His mind began to race, stitching together possibilities faster than he could dismiss them.

Maybe she worked for a government agency. Maybe they’d caught wind of his photographs — the footprints, the anomalies — and sent her in to get close. To gain his trust. To take what he had. And once she had it… what then?

A cold shiver crawled up his spine as his imagination took over.

A car mounting the pavement at just the right moment. A loose scaffold plank “accidentally” falling from a building site. Faulty wiring in his flat that had never been faulty before. Brake pipes cut so cleanly the mechanic would call it wear and tear.

Ridiculous. Absurd. Impossible. But the thoughts wouldn’t stop. They came in waves, each one darker than the last, each one whispering that Julie wasn’t who she said she was. He tried to shake it off, but paranoia has a way of sticking — especially when you’re alone, especially when the world already feels strange, especially when someone like Julie walks into your life knowing more than she should.

He didn’t know it yet, but the truth was far stranger — and far kinder — than anything he could imagine.

For now, though, the shadows in his mind were louder than the truth.

 If they had stolen his research, they wouldn’t publish it right away. Instead, they’d invest in defense and security firms, rare earth materials, and scoop up obscure tech patents before they became valuable. Then, they’d release the research gradually, before markets and governments caught on. The threat of aliens wouldn’t need to be proven; the evidence alone—the mysterious footprints, the synchronistic theory explaining their attempt at communication, the codes! and his ideas—would be enough to spark upheaval and panic. 

Alfie had never thought much about defence budgets or government agencies. They were distant things — grey buildings, grey suits, grey decisions. But now, with Julie missing and his research possibly in the wrong hands, those grey shapes loomed large in his mind.

If aliens were real — if those footprints meant what he feared they meant — then governments wouldn’t sit quietly. They’d panic. They’d mobilise. They’d throw money at anything that promised answers.

He pictured it all unfolding behind closed doors.

Emergency meetings in underground rooms. Generals leaning over maps. Politicians whispering about “containment” and “public stability.” Scientists being flown in at midnight. Budgets being approved without debate.

And somewhere in the middle of it all… his photographs. The thought made his stomach twist.

If someone had stolen his research, they wouldn’t be thinking about science, the meaning of life or Paradigm shifts that would be the last things on thier minds! They’d be thinking about contracts. Funding. Power. Defence companies would explode in value the moment the truth leaked. Surveillance firms would be flooded with government money. Aerospace giants would be handed blank cheques.

And whoever held the evidence first — whoever controlled the narrative — would be in the perfect position to profit. Alfie imagined a shadowy figure sliding his photos across a polished table. “These are genuine,” the figure would say. “Buy into defence before the announcement. Short the airlines. Secure the satellite contracts. Move now.”

It didn’t matter that Alfie didn’t understand the details; he felt the fear.

Governments didn’t like surprises. They didn’t like unknowns. They didn’t like things they couldn’t control.

And if they thought he had information they needed — or that he’d leaked it — then he wasn’t just a man with a camera anymore. He was a liability.

Julie’s disappearance suddenly felt sinister. Sam’s trust felt fragile. His own selfishness felt like a fuse he’d lit without realising it. He’d wanted excitement. He’d wanted attention. He’d wanted Julie.

Now he was imagining defence agencies, government operatives, and shadowy investors all circling the same thing — his discovery.

And all of it, every terrifying scenario, was happening inside his own head.

Seconds later, Alfie’s phone pinged, and his heart skipped a beat. Maybe, at last, Julie had an explanation that would calm his fears. Perhaps she’d just mixed up the time, or been caught up in an urgent call with a suicidal client and hadn’t had the chance to message. Maybe she was even about to suggest they reschedule and keep the relationship going.

 It turned out that it wasn’t Julie after all—it was Sam!

"Alfie, no need to stress about getting home late—there’s been an incident on the rail network, and the trains are a mess. Oh, almost forgot, Danny fixed his sat-nav, and the Insurance company has just renewed your life insurance policy, no problem. Catch you later. Love you loads, Sam.

By now, Alfie’s spirit was broken; he was  on a train going nowhere, and he could`nt care less. He had given up the ghost. Julie had betrayed him!, and he had betrayed Sam’s trust, even casting doubt on her loyalty. 

As the train pulled away and slid into the tunnel, Alfie’s chin dropped to his chest like a hammer driving the last nail into a coffin. His journey carried on long past the stop where he should have gotten off, having missed it entirely and traveled all the way to the end of the line. The train hit the buffers with a jolt but Alfie remained motionless!

He was still out cold when the guard hopped on to check for the usual forgotten items—umbrellas, smartphones abandoned by not-so-smart people, empty energy drink cans under the seats. Muttering to himself, he grumbled, "You’d think with all that extra energy they’d have the strength to carry them to the bins! Lazy sods! Ought to bring back National Service, that’d sort ’em out! What with having to deal with the usual drunks, and those that had passed away en route, victims of the never ending pressures of the daily grind, making him late and having to  file a ....that’s when he noticed Alfie at the far end of the carriage Bugger it! Could be more papaer work!

He called out: “End of the line, sir, Time to get off,”  Alfie didn’t stir. He tried again, “End of the line!?” Still no response. The guard walked over and tapped Alfie on the shoulder. When Alfie didn’t move, he leaned in to detect any smell of  alcohol or signs of breath, there was none, he then gently pressed the back of his index and middle finger to Alfie`s jugalar, there was no pulse he assumed  he had passed away, just another victim of the daily grind.—nothing unusual, we see at least half a dozen cases like him every week on the network. He turned and walked toward the door, reaching up to press the button that dimmed the fluorescents and closed the doors, sealing Alfie inside. 

Hours later, in the dark, lonely depths of the  underground, Alfie slowly opened his eyes, and in that instant of clarity, the truth hit him—Julie had been his spirit guide all along! That was why she never came back—her purpose in his life was fulfilled, her mission complete, leaving him with the strength and wisdom she had quietly and gracefully given, empowering him to continue his journey.

Alfie heard the faint whir of a camera lens shifting forward and back, locking onto its target. He glanced up at the carriage ceiling and spotted the small red glow of a surveillance camera, blinking at him like it was passing judgment on his life choices.

 A slow wide grin  spread across Alfie’s face, as he popped on a Red clowns nose, fired off a cheeky wink, and gently closed his eyes. Was this the end of the ride, a bizarre dream, or had Alfie just clowned his way into the Mystic?

A credit for your thoughts!

The ride only feels real because it’s what we’ve been tricked into believing—like a cosmic prank where the universe hands us a ticket, straps us in, and says, “Hang on, this is going to feel totally legit,” while winking behind our backs.

 

It`s Just a Ride! 

Bill Hicks left this world early, but his ideas didn’t. They kept moving, evolving, and whispering to anyone willing to look beyond the noise. His message - life is just a ride- wasn`t a punchline. It was a compass. A reminder that the world we experience is shaped by the stories we accept and the fears we inherit.

He wasn`t saying life is a illusion in the Mystical sense. He was pointing to something far more practical and empowering We build are experience of reality through the stories we tell, the beliefs we hold and the choices we make.

I am not claiming his voice, his authorship or his brilliance. I`m simply giving his ideas a place to breath. A place where they can keep doing what they were meant to do: wake people up, shake loose the old narratives, and open the door to something bigger. 

Society, war, famine, cruelty to children and animals.... none of these appear out of thin air. They are beliefs, fears, stories, and systems that human beings create and reinforce.

Alfie showed that the ride doesn`t end at the edge of what we can see. It dosee`nt stop at the limits of our conditioning. It dosen`t collapse when the world feels chaotic. The ride continues and it can transcend. It can become something more conscious, more compassionate, more kinder!

This site stands on that foundation. Not as a shrine, but as as a continuation. Not as imitation, but resonance.

Alfie! pointed at the machinery behind the curtain and said "you can choose differently."

This space exists to explore that choice-to question the scripts, to imagine new ones, and to remember that we`re not passengers trapped in a system. We are participants shaping it.

You don`t need to be an Intellectual, a Scientist, Religious, Radical  or a Spiritual Guru floating two feet off the ground. Whether your young and questioning, professional and skeptical, retired and reflecting, or simply someone who`s felt the absurdness of life and wondered if there`s more! 

The ride is still moving. The story is still unfolding, and the chance to steer is still ours!

 

 

 

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